For years I have wanted to be a 'Titian Red' (hair); Joe, my husband, persueded me to buy a hair colour in good old Superdrug (or Superdrunk, as my little boy once called it!) I thought I might look like Rita Heyworth (!!!), iconic 1940s/50s starlet, but I fear I look more like Rita Fairclough, the newsagent lady from Coronation Street..........a girl can dream!
